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Hey bros, have you ever been asked a soul-touching question like, "Besides gambling, what else can you do?" Actually, when you become a gambling enthusiast, your life becomes rich and colorful.
Because, you're not just a bro; you're also a mathematician sensitive to numbers, an actor who can speak effortlessly... Experience the diverse flavors of life and achieve a splendid self.
Geographer
Among all disciplines, gamblers excel most in geography. In the morning, we wake up in the tropical rainforests of South America, with Argentinian and Brazilian leagues, and the Libertadores Cup serving as our appetizing breakfast. In the morning, heading north to North America, the passionate clashes in the NBA give us a refreshing cup of coffee. In the afternoon, our steps take us to Asia, where we enjoy both main courses like Japan and Korea and Southeast Asian-style afternoon tea with exotic flavors. At night, we arrive in Europe, experiencing the vibrant European nightlife that is unparalleled. Almost every day, we are on a global journey, circling the world with a mouse and measuring the Earth with our bets. Ask an ordinary person how many countries are in South America, and most would only know Brazil and Argentina. Ask a gambling bro, and he can list all ten countries in South America without hesitation. Years of betting, these national teams lovingly compete with each other, winning and losing, and we can talk endlessly about it. And for a gambling bro, this is just basic skills; many bros can easily name the major cities of football powerhouses.
Mathematician
Ask a question: among 8 numbers, how many combinations are there when taken two at a time? Faced with this problem, many ordinary people would be confused, struggling to recall the permutation and combination formulas they learned in school, and some might even resort to counting on their fingers. But in the world of sports betting, this is a very basic math problem—8 matches in a 2 out of 1 system, how many bets do we need? Many bros can answer this question with just a little thought: 28 bets. After leaving school for many years, the math of many people has become rusty, but for gambling bros, it's just the opposite. The habits formed through years of "battle" keep us constantly calculating. Calculating the bonus for a basic bet, combining three matches for profit, requires how much investment? For intermediate players, hedging bets with six matches and allowing two errors, how much do we need to invest? For advanced hedging, after the first seven matches of an eight-match accumulator have won, how much do we need to hedge in the last match to ensure 100% profit? Feeling lost? But for gambling bros, these are just part of our daily routine. Even more impressive bros, due to their love of planning, are familiar with geometric sequences, arithmetic sequences, Fibonacci sequences, and more, leaving people in awe.
Planning Master
In modern society, the ability to plan and coordinate is a very valuable skill. Starting from the actual situation, making reasonable use of limited resources to complete tasks and achieve goals, such talents are rare everywhere. In the long years of ups and downs, many gambling bros have developed impressive planning and coordination skills and can raise funds in the short term. Some bros, who are already struggling with limited funds and desperately maintaining credit card debts, have used their planning and coordination skills to an incredible extent to prevent themselves from falling behind. The most ruthless bro I've seen, holding six credit cards, almost used up all the funds to bet on sports, leaving only a so-called "maintenance fund." With this money, he set the billing and repayment dates of the six credit cards staggered, using the time difference of the interest-free period to swipe back and forth, left and right, all the gears interlocking perfectly, running smoothly. He managed to repay the full amount every month without a hitch. It can be said that even a top financial expert would be baffled by this.
Talented Actor
For some gambling bros, acting is an indispensable skill in life. Their acting skills are so exquisite and immersive that giving them an Oscar might not be an overstatement. Many bros have shared their experiences, feeling ashamed of their behavior while also sharing the process of borrowing money from relatives and friends through "acting." I have been impressed by the superb acting skills of a bro. In 2017, a bro from out of town, whom I usually got along well with, suddenly contacted me, claiming that his grandfather had passed away tragically. He emotionally talked about his deep relationship with his grandfather, expressing concern that his mother, who was far away in their hometown, couldn't handle such a blow and wanted to go back to check on her. The emotion was so deep that two lines of hot tears flowed down, and I felt a bit choked up. The crying scene was so convincing that even young actors felt inferior. Later, the bro changed the subject, saying that the incident happened suddenly, and he was tight on funds, wanting to borrow some money from me in advance. At that time, I completely believed him, transferred 8000 RMB to him, and comforted him not to be too sad. But later, after a long time, I found out that his grandfather had passed away many years ago. Moreover, after repaying 6000 RMB in install
ments, this bro vanished from the face of the earth, never to be seen again. Since then, the film industry has lost a talented actor.
What skills from the above do you possess? Apart from these, what other unique skills do you have? Feel free to show them off and broaden our horizons. |
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Post time 6-3-2024 16:17:46